Telenor announces chng of oficial corporate lingo 2 Textese

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Translation:

Telenor announces change of official corporate language to Textese


Textese, otherwise known as the SMS language, is named the official language for all Telenor Group communication, globally.

The language made popular in online chat rooms, SMS and social media is becoming standard practice for global telecommunications provider Telenor. Represented in 13 countries, Telenor sees Textese as the most universal language among its multinational employees.

β€œIn Telenor, we have a strong people-centric culture. We believe in collaboration and we see that these things can be better achieved with a universal corporate language that helps employees express themselves as efficiently as possible,” says CEO Sigve Brekke.

Emojis and emoticons are also encouraged, to help Telenor employees better express their emotions. For especially emotionally-charged emails, company policy states that 50% emoji content is required.

β€œWe are all about working smarter and more efficiently. After careful calculation, we predict that Textese will reduce the amount of time spent preparing and reading written communication by more than 80%,” says a renowned mathematical genius working in Telenor.